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What is Captain Falcon’s favorite drink?

FALCON PUNCH!

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1. What do you call a dad with diabetes?

Lolli Pops

2. Conservatives and Liberals both want the same thing

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3. I’m addicted to brake fluid

But I can stop any time.

4. You can lead a horse to water but . . .

you really don't need to do anything to make him STINK (comes naturally)

5. Yo mama so stupid, she thought Hunchback of Notre Dame was a football movie

6. Yo mama so fat that when she walks in front of the tv i can still see it because her mass causes the light to bend

7. Did you hear about the snowman spy?

He has a license to chill.

8. Yo Mama so old when she went to the museum she saw her pet dinosaur

9. Yo Mama so fat she was the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs

10. The bicycle company Schwinn recently announced they're hiring

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